UWC PPVs (Conquest 2007 - Part 2)
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Conquest – Part 2
October 29th 2007
Arena Mexico
Mexico City
Harris: The next match is scheduled for one fall and is for the Universal Tag Team championship. Introducing first the challengers… the Ruff Rydas!
(The Ruff Rydas appear at the top of the entrance ramp accompanied by Twin Gatz, the Ruff Rydas salute the crowd and make their way purposely down towards the ring)
Adams: The Ruff Rydas group have been sending out strong messages tonight!
Scott: They destroyed the two rookies! Now that was entertainment!
Adams: They are no doubt going to be looking for some retribution come Carange. Now though it is all about the Universal Tag titles! And man, have we got a man for all of you watching on PPV!
Harris: Introducing next, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, the sole holder of the Universal Tag Team titles, Witherspoon!
PA: THE MADMAN COMETH!
(“Coming Undone” by Korn rips from the speakers as the crowd leaps to their feet booing. An explosion rocks the stage and as the sparks rain down Witherspoon walks out with the Tag Team Championships in his hands. He lifts his arms into the air, holding the belts aloft as the crowd rains garbage on him.)
Adams: The crowd is most defiantly unhappy with Spoon’s actions earlier today.
Scott: I gotta admit that’s a drastic way to get your point across.
(Witherspoon drapes the belts over his shoulders and walks down to the ring as the crowd boos louder. Witherspoon simply ignores them and slides into the ring. He leaps to the turnbuckle and lifts the belts into the air, holding them by the straps and shouting down at the crowd.)
Adams: Witherspoon is riding high after his assault on Flawless.
Scott: The Ruff Rydas ate in for a treat tonight. Spoon is pumped. He’s going to tear them apart!
Harris: And introducing his partner… Shane Perish!
(The lights in the arena dim to complete darkness. Suddenly a blinding flash goes off with a thunderous boom.)
PA: Now It's your time to Perish!!!
("Superstar 2" by Saliva erupts over the PA system. Blue strobes start flashing over the crowd accompanied by Gold laser lights. Shane explodes from behind the curtain and running down the ramp. he slides in the ring and runs towards The Ruff Rydas making them exit the ring.)
**DING DING**
Adams: Witherspoon and Cell Block starting the match up!
Scott: Full Clip not wanting anything to do with Spoon after last week.
(Witherspoon surges across the ring and takes Cell Block down with a clothesline. He pulls Cell Block off the mat. He slams him, back down with a power slam. He locks a sleeper hold on Cell Block, wrapping his legs around Block’s chest.)
Adams: Witherspoon not giving Cell Block a chance to catch a break!
Scott: Well that’s how you win these things.
(Witherspoon tightens the hold as Cell Block struggles to break free of the hold. Spoon only tightens the hold further, locking his legs together. Cell Block tries a different tactic, driving his elbow into Spoon’s side. Witherspoon continues to keep the hold lock in, jerking on Cell Block’s head. Full Clip tries to get into the ring and the ref pushes him back out, shouting. Witherspoon drops the hold and places Cell Block’s throat on the ropes, using it to choke him.)
Adams: What a cheap shot!
Scott: That’s Spoon for ya.
(Witherspoon drops the choke at the 4 count. He suplexes Cell Block towards the turnbuckle, causing the ring to shudder violently. He locks in an Arm Bar on Cell Block and pulls back, causing Cell Block to thrash, attempting to break free.)
Adams: Witherspoon demonstrating his technical skill here in the ring tonight!
(Witherspoon stretches back further, tagging Shane Perish in. Spoon grabs hold of the rope for extra leverage as Shane Perish climbs the ropes. Witherspoon releases Cell Block as Perish drops from the Turnbuckle with a leg drop to Cell Block’s head.)
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(Witherspoon leaps onto the turnbuckle, leaping over Shane Perish to nail a flying clothesline, taking Full Clip to the mat. Witherspoon drives his boots into Full Clip, laughing as the other man thrashes on the ground.)
Scott: Wonder if Full Clip is having flash backs to last week.
(Witherspoon grabs the man off the mat and slams him to the mat with a powerbomb. The ring shudders from the force of the blow and Full Clip bounces off the mat. Witherspoon rolls to his feet and catches Full Clip with an atomic drop. Witherspoon scoops Full Clip off the mat and drives his skull to the ground with a crucifix powerbomb.)
Adams: Witherspoon completely dominating Full Clip tonight!
(Witherspoon whips Full Clip onto his shoulders and jumps a few times, before dropping him with a Torture rack bomb. Full Clip hits the mat hard, clutching his side. Witherspoon gets up and tosses him with a belly to back suplex, sending the man careening into his partner, knocking Cell Block to the floor.)
Adams: Witherspoon just took out the Ruff Rydas!
(Witherspoon leaps to the turnbuckle, screaming into the crowd loudly. The crowd responds with boos. Witherspoon laughs and spreads his arms wide, bathing in the hatred from the crowd. He reaches down and tags Shane Perish, then turns around and leaps a flying Head Butt into Full Clip, causing the man to writhe across the mat.)
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(Full Clip slams Shane Perish into the mat with a Powerbomb. He follows that with a pump handle back breaker. Shane Perish screams and clutches his back as Spoon paces back and forth in his corner shouting. Full Clips plants Shane Perish’s skull into the mat with a DDT.)
Adams: Full Clip on a role, working Perish to pieces.
Scott: Here is where the Ruff Rydas have an advantage. They are an experienced team with lots of matches together. The only time Perish and Spoon have been together in a ring before is as enemies.
(Full Clip slams Perish into the mat with a sit down Powerbomb. He grabs Shane up and drags him over to the turnbuckle, tagging Cell Block in. Both men lift Shane up and slam him down with a double Powerbomb. Full Clip steps out and Cell Block lifts Shane up with a Gorilla Press and slam him down with a spine buster.)
Adams: Thinks not looking good for Shane here…
(Cell Block lifts him up and nails him with a Sidewalk Slam. Shane Perish clutches at his back and screams in pain.)
Scott: The Ruff Rydas are showing some strategy. They are targeting Perish’s back and tearing it to pieces.
(Cell Block scoops Shane Perish up and begins to nail a Running Powerbomb, but Shane drops down, nailing him with a DDT. Both men lay on the ground and the crowd leap to their feet screaming.)
Adams: Both men are down! This is Shane’s chance to tag in Spoon!
(Shane lunges across the ring and his hand makes contact with Witherspoon. Spoon steps between the ropes and moves to attack Cell Block, but Full Clip jumps into the ring and rushes to him. Spoon catches him with a Face crusher, knocking him across the ring. Spoon grabs Cell Block off the mat and throws him into the ropes, slamming him to the mat with a devastating Spinebuster.)
Scott: Spoon got the tag! He’s on fire!
(Full Clip stagers to his feet, but Witherspoon damn near knocks him out of his boots with a Spear. Witherspoon leaps to his feet and screams at the crowd, slapping his chest. Witherspoon scoops Cell Block off the mat and locks in a Bear Hug, shaking Cell Block around. Full Clip climbs to his feet and makes a move to stop him, but Shane Perish Clotheslines him over the ropes. He leaps after him, both men fighting outside of the ring.)
Adams: Pandemonium has broken out in this match!
(Witherspoon tosses Cell Block onto his shoulders and yells at the crowd. They go ballistic as Spoon spins in the ring. He grabs Cell Block by the legs and slams him into the mat.)
Adams: SUBZERO! SubZero to Cell Block! Spoon goes for the cover!
Scott: That’s all she wrote folks!
**DING DING DING**
Harris: Here are you winners, and Universal Tag Team champions… Witherspoon and Shane Perish!
(“Coming Undone” blares over the speakers as Witherspoon stands up, taking the belts from the ref. He leaps to the turnbuckle, lifting them into the air. He shouts at the crowd who respond with loud boos.)
Adams: Witherspoon did it! He and Shane Perish beat down the Ruff Rydas!
Scott: And Spoon retained the belts!
(Witherspoon leaps down from the turnbuckle and drapes the belt over his shoulders. He turns around and comes face to face with Perish. The two men stare at each other.)
Adams: This isn’t good.
Scott: There is no love lost between Spoon and Perish.
Adams: Not to mention the fact that Shane is responsible for Tobey Miliken’s assault.
(Witherspoon and Shane step closer to each other, talking heatedly. The camera focuses in on the two of them before fading to black.)
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(We see Bremmer standing next to a man dressed completely in green, including a green mask)
Bremmer: Welcome Mr. Green Blazer to the UWC!
(The Green Blazer starts to talk in a strong familiar Irish accent)
GB: Hey it’s great to be here, but it’s not all about fun and games…
Bremmer: Can you explain?
GB: You see there is a certain someone here in the UWC, a certain man in power, who perhaps is getting a bit carried away in his role…
Bremmer: You mean Haliday?
(The Green Blazer pauses looking at Bremmer)
GB: How did you know?
Bremmer: Um… well…
GB: That’s not important right now, what is is my dedication to the cause. Over the next few weeks Haliday is in for a hell of a ride!
Bremmer: Thank you Mr. Green Blazer!
(The scene cuts to Mr. Haliday’s office where we see him watching a monitor with Scott Gunn)
Haliday: That wasn’t who I think it is?
Gunn: You know you banned him from the ring.
Haliday: Keep an eye on him, I don’t want him a loose cannon like him wandering around out of control!
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(The lights in the Arena Mexico cut, pitching the crowd into darkness)
PA: Prepare to meet your maker…
(Suddenly, ‘Derelict’ by Reveille blares over the arena PA. Skull appears at the top of the entrance and lets out a primal roar, and makes his way down to the ring followed by Scott Gunn)
Harris: This match is scheduled for one fall and is a three way dance for the Intercontinental championship. Introducing first, being accompanied by Scott Gunn, the Universal Intercontinental champion… Skull!!
(Skull climbs into the ring and bounces off the ropes a few times)
Harris: Introducing the first challenger, the Icon of Professional wrestling… Cash Flo!!
(The light's dim as "Sleep now in the Fire," by Rage Against the Machine comes ripping over the speakers. The fans on their feet as a series of explosions rock the stage.)
PA: I am The Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Maria.
The noose and the rapist
The fields overseer
The agents of orange
The priests of Hiroshima
(Stepping out onto the stage is Cash Flo, dressed in his dark green wrestling attire. The self-appointed Icon of professional wrestling makes his way down the ramp to the boos of the fans and with his precious Gold belt dangling over one shoulder.)
PA: So raise your fists and march around
Just don't take what you need
I'll jail and bury those committed
And smother the rest in greed
Crawl with me into tomorrow
Or I'll drag you to your grave
I'm deep inside your children
They'll betray you with my name!
(Cash climbs into the ring as the chorus kicks back in. He climbs the nearest turnbuckle and flips off the fans, who boo loudly even over the hard rock rifts. He climbs into the ring and hands the title over to the ref.)
Scott: Adams get up and bow down to the Icon!
Harris: And introducing the second challenger, from the Consejo Mundial de Lucha Libre promotion here in Mexico, L.A. Park!
(The crowd rise to their feet as ‘Thriller’ by Michael Jackson plays throughout the arena)
Adams: You know who this is!
(L.A. Park appears at the top of the ring and starts doing the Thriller dance)
Adams: The fans certainly behind the home talent here tonight!
(L.A. Park makes his way down to the ring, taking time to greet fans on the way down. Rolling into the ring he does the Thriller dance once again)
Scott: This guy is weird!
Adams: L.A. Park, one of my favourite wrestlers!
Scott: Well this is the stage where you can prove your credentials, we’ve got a worldwide audience on PPV tonight!
Adams: We’ve already seen some great action here tonight in the Arena Mexico, now the Intercontinental belt is on the line!
**DING DING **
(All three men circle each other in the ring)
Adams: The rules are very simple here, whoever gets the pinfall or submission is the winner!
Scott: But with three men in the ring at the same time, things can get very interesting!
(Cash turns to Skull and points to Park. Skull looks at Cash)
Adams: Does Skull realise what’s going on?
Scott: Skull is a one man wrecking machine, he will destroy whoever is thrown in his path!
Adams: Though it looks like Cash has got through to him! Skull and Cash attacking Park, look at this, the two men that have been fighting tooth to nail for the past month fighting together!
Scott: Park is dangerous, Cash and Skull know each other, but Park is an unknown… and that’s dangerous!
Adams: A moment of brilliance will win this match, that is certain.
(Cash and Skull continue the beat down of Park, as the crowd rise to their feet and hurl garbage into the ring)
Adams: The fans not happy with the tactics we are seeing in the ring!
Scott: But they are valid nonetheless, Cash and Skull want to eliminate Park then fight each other one on one for the Intercontinental championship.
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Adams: LA Park coming back into this one, lefts and rights to Skull, the crowd on their feet!
Scott: Here comes Cash though…
(LA Park ducks the incoming Cash Flo, who flies into Skull, sending them both over the ropes and out to the floor)
Adams: Look at Park!
(Park bounces off the rope before suicide diving through the ropes onto Cash and Skull on the outside)
Scott: What a move by the man dressed like a skeleton!
Adams: Park putting it on the line here tonight, it is clear he has come here to win the Universal Intercontinental title!
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Adams: Cash with a big elbow to the side of Skull’s head, Skull down on the mat.
(Cash locks in a headlock, after a minute Skull reaches the ropes. Cash quickly to his feet again, and places a boot to the gut of Skull. Cash goes to do the same again, however Skull catches Cash’s boot and places a swift kick to the back of the knee causing Cash to crash to the mat)
Scott: What an unexpected move from Skull, he seemed to be in bad trouble there, now he has an Achilles lock on Cash. Cash frantically reaching for the ropes!
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Adams: Cash Flo throwing lefts and rights to the face on Skull.
Scott: Cash Flo sending a message to the rest of the UWC.
Adams: Look Skull is bust open, the referee trying to check on him.
(Skull pushes the referee away)
Scott: Blood starting to trickle out from the mask!
(Cash Flo drags Skull’s head across the top rope, aggravating the cut)
Adams: Cash Flo looking to take advantage!
Scott: That’s not going to have much effect with the mask on
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Adams: Park lifting Cash to his feet, Cash seems to be favouring his leg.
Scott: A big right hand from Park knocks him straight back down again. Park dragging Cash to the ring post.
(Park throws Cash’s leg into the ring post, which gives out a resounding crunch)
Adams: Park back in the ring!
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Adams: Park with an elbow knocking Cash to the canvas.
(Park looks to pick him up but Cash rolls him into a pin)
Referee: One… Two… Shoulder Up!
Scott: Cash showing good awareness there!
Adams: Cash with a sabot kick, Park knocked outside the ring. Cash following.
Scott: The ref starting his count.
Adams: Cash going up top!
(Cash jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress nailing Park)
Adams: Cash with a risky move there!
Scott: But it has paid off!
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Adams: Cash with a hiptoss. Skull climbs to his feet. Skull nails Cash with a belly-to-back suplex.
Scott: Cash back to his feet. Cash looking for a lariat, but Skull avoiding contact. Skull whips Cash into the ropes and lifts a knee.
Adams: Skull with a headlock, continuing to wear Cash down. Skull with Cash to his feet, a vicious snap suplex. Skull holding on, and another snap suplex. Skull looking for a third, and hits it!
Scott: Cover by Skull
Referee: One… Two…
Adams: Shoulder Up!
Scott: Cash not got a shred of quit in him!
Adams: Both men to their feet!
(Cash Flo superkicks Skull out of the ring, bouncing off the ropes he dives over the ropes and onto Skull on the outside)
Adams: What a move by Cash Flo, flaying like a Luchadore!
Scott: We need to get him mask!
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Adams: Skull locks in a dragon sleeper hold!
Scott: Skull locking in the hold tight, driving his knee into the back of Cash.
Adams: Cash looks like a goner here!
1...
(Skull nods in approval as the ref raises his arm again)
2...
(The ref lifts it back up for the third count, but Cash begins to fight back! The two slowly get to their feet and Cash breaks the hold with a few elbows to the midsection and sends Skull to the ropes catching him with a vicious spinning heel kick!)
Adams: Cash looking to finish this one off now!
Scott: What a match!
(L.A. Park rolls into the ring and levels Cash with a vicious clothesline)
Scott: Cash decapitated!
(Park throws Cash out of the ring)
Adams: L.A. Park looking to finish this one here and now!
(L.A. Park climbs the turnbuckle and points down at Skull)
Adams: LA PARKINATOR! La Parkinator on Skull! Park has this one in the bag!
Referee: One… Two…
(Suddenly the referee is pulled from the ring by none other than Scott Gunn)
Scott: Gunn with some retribution on the Mexican people!
Adams: Um… okay. Look at Skull! RED MIST!
Scott: What team work, the referee didn’t see a thing!
Adams: SKULL DRIVER! Skull Driver on L.A. Park!
(The referee rolls back into the ring as Skull makes the cover)
Referee: One… Two… Three!
**DING DING DING**
Harris: Here is your winner, and still Universal Intercontinental Champion… Skull!
Scott: Here comes Steven Haliday to congratulate his man!
Adams: They really seem to be back on the same page!
Scott: Ever since that pesky Tamer stopped putting his nose where it didn’t belong!
(Suddenly, the crowd begins to erupt in cheers in a portion of the
crowd. The spotlight immediately goes to that spot and searches for the
source of the cheering.)
Adams: What's going on?
(The spotlight lands on Mexican luchador superstar El Juez, who rushes
down to the ring with his manager Javier Jimenez among the Mexican
fans, who tap the two men on the back. El Juez and Javier Jimenez hop
the turnbuckle and enter the ring as Skull and Mr. Haliday look on.)
Adams: El Juez and Javier Jimenez are staring down Skull and Mr.
Haliday!
(Mr. Haliday barks at the ringside crew to hand him a microphone.)
Mr. Haliday: What's the meaning of this? Why are you interrupting
Skull's victory?? You may be some kind of wrestling legend, but I'm the
owner of the UWC! I make the rules and you can't just come
out here whenever you want!! Get the hell out of my ring!
(El Juez asks for the microphone but Mr. Haliday growls. He then hands
the mic over reluctantly.)
El Juez: Estoy aquí, Sr. Haliday, desafiar a su cliente a un fósforo.
Él me ha impresionado grandemente con sus habilidades mat y deseo
hacerle frente en la demostración grande siguiente.
(Mr. Haliday grabs another mic.)
Mr. Haliday: What the hell did he say?
Javier: He said that he is out here to challenge your client, Skull, to
a match. Skull has impressed El Juez with his excellent mat skills
tonight and would consider it a pleasure to face him at the next
Pay-Per-View for the UWC Intercontinental title.
(Mr. Haliday turns to Skull and briefly discusses something before
turning back to Javier Jimenez.)
Mr. Haliday: Fine, Skull agrees to the match. And since I'm since a
generous boss, I'll even let you and El Juez pick the match
type.
Javier: Well, you see Senor Haliday, El Juez and I did have a certain
match type in mind. In Mexico, there is a match called a Luchas de
Apuestas match. In this match, each wrestler must wager something to
the other that they must give up if they lose.
Mr. Haliday: Wager? What would they wager?
Javier: Masks are a very important part of Mexican wrestling culture.
To take off your opponent's mask is a great sign of disrespect. Many
masked luchadors in wrestling remain masked in all aspects of their
public life and to be unmasked in front of his fans would be humilating
to El Juez. I'm sure it would mean nothing to your client so that is
why your client must put the Intercontinental title on the line...AS
WELL AS HIS MASK!
(Mr. Haliday immediately shakes his head no but Skull yells at him and
forces him to agree.)
Mr. Haliday: Fine. Despite my wishes, Skull wants to accept the
challenge. At the next Pay-Per-View, it'll be Skull vs. El Juez one on
one in a Mask vs. Mask match for the Intercontinental title!
(The Mexican crowd cheers.)
Mr. Haliday: Now get out of my ring you sorry bunch of lawnmowers!!
(The crowd boos as El Juez and Javier Jimenez exit the ring, slapping
hands with the fans as they head back up the ramp.)
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Adams: Well this is what we’ve all been waiting for tonight! Up next is the Iron Man match between Kolic and Harry to decide the sole Universal World champion!
(The lights in the Arena Mexico dim as the Circuit-tron lights up and a video package begins to play. ‘Conquest’ by the White Stripes plays through the arena as we see clips of the Apocalypse over the past nine months. We seen images of Kolic, Tamer and Harry embracing after hard won victories. We see Tyrone Smith and Ash with Harry and Kolic. We see the Apocalypse’s hard fought battles with the Establishment. We then see the ladder match between Hardcore Harry, Tamer and Kolic… we see a terrific contest that ends in controversy with dual Universal Champions… we then see Harry’s attack the screen freezing the moment Harry struck out with the weed eater)
Voice: The final battle is upon us, who will rise above the others as we fight for total conquest!
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Harris: The next match is an Iron Man match and is for the Universal World Championship! Introducing first, from Atlanta Georgia, one half of the Universal World Champions… Kolic!
(The arena darkens and fills with randomly appearing pale green lights.)
PA: All I’ve seen (YOU BETTER LEARN TO KEEP YOUR FACE UNDER THE DARK)
All I need (WAKE UP AND FEEL THE BLOOD ESCAPE YOUR HEART)
Your disease (FOR EVERY WORD THAT YOU DEVALUE AND MISTAKE)
I can’t breathe (FOR EVERY SOUL YOU NAUSEATE WITH WHAT YOU SAY)
(The lights come back on, and pyros flare to reveal Kolic standing on the entrance ramp. “Beauty Through the Eyes of a Predator” by Demon Hunter plays over the PA as Kolic raises the X-Division Title into the air.)
PA: You brought this verdict on yourself
I hope you cry for the ones you’ve lost
You built this burden when you fell
I hope it’s worth all the blood it cost
(Kolic runs to the ring, flips over the top rope, and climbs a turnbuckle, holding up the title to thunderous cheers. He jumps down and waits for the match to start.)
Harris: And introducing his opponent, from Jacksonville North Carolina, one half of the Universal World Champions… Hardcore Harry!
(A darkened green glow falls upon the arena as Extreme Hardcore Entertainment flashes across the titantron. The boos from the crowd are consumed by the blast of “Back Up” by 12 Stones blaring over the PA system! After a few seconds Hardcore Harry comes walking out onto the top of the entranceway with the UWC Universal Championship around his waist)
Adams : And there he is, the cold blooded Universal Champion. This man backstabbed his dear friends of nine months to obtain that gold around his waist!
Scott: And he wouldn’t have it any other way!
(Harry makes his way down to the ring and pauses just in front of the ring steps. Harry turns to the crowd behind him looking over everything before stepping into the ring. Harry turns back towards the ring and walks up the ring steps and steps into the ring. Harry then pulls the white bandana from his head tossing it to the floor)
Scott: This is the moment of truth Adams , we are going to see if Harry can shut his trap and actually win this title that claims he can’t lose tonight.
(Harry unbuttons the title from his waist and hands it to the referee as his music fades away and the lighting returns to normal.
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**DING DING DING**
Adams : Start the clock and lets get this Ironman match on the road!
(Harry springs back off the ropes to start the match off running full speed at Kolic!!!)
Adams : BINARY BLAST!!!
Scott: Already!?!
(Kolic takes Harry’s head off with a Binary Blast to start the match! Kolic dives on Harry going for the cover!)
1…2…3, DING DING DING
Harris: Ladies and gentlemen, Kolic leads the series 1-0.
(The crowd is chanting for Kolic as the ref forces him to give Harry time to get back onto his feet)
Scott: Wow, never in a million years did I think I would see a pinfall that fast into a match!
Adams : Harry is just damn lucky this wasn’t a one fall match!
Scott: Well that is what we call a rough start!!!
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Adams : Kolic is going to the top rope!
(Just as Kolic reaches the top Harry dives towards the ropes shaking the ropes and crotching Kolic! Harry then walks over grabbing Kolic by the hair and pulling him outward from the turnbuckle leaving his legs dangling from the top rope. Harry then leaps up and tucks his knees in, at the same time Harry forces Kolic’s face right into his knees and when Harry’s back smashes into the mat and Kolic’s face is driven straight into Harry’s knees!!!)
Scott: Oh wow! That could have just broken Kolic’s nose!
(Harry pulls Kolic to the center of the ring making the cover)
1…2…3, DING DING DING
Harris: Ladies and gentlemen the series is now tied at one a piece!
Adams : And just like that Harry strikes and scores a pinfall over Kolic!
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Scott: We are approaching the twenty minute mark and both of these warriors have been going at it back and forth!
(Harry whips Kolic into the corner turnbuckle and as he charges at Kolic, Kolic dives out of the way causing Harry to miss his splash into the corner! Harry hits hard chest first and the force sends him tumbling over the top rope and to the floor below!)
Adams : Ohh, hard fall Scott. Harry had to have the wind knocked out of him right there.
(Harry is slow to get up, too slow for Kolic perhaps who leaps over the top rope taking Harry down with a crossbody block to the outside!)
Adams : Nice move by Kolic, he must stay on top of Harry and not give him a second to rest.
(Kolic picks Harry up and goes to roll him into the ring but Harry rakes his eyes and grabs Kolic whipping him into the steel ring steps dislodging them with a sickening blow! Harry then jerks Kolic up by his feet and rolls Kolic into the ring to avoid the count out)
Scott: That was close, the ref was up to a six count.
(Harry then climbs up onto the ring apron and is about to step through the ropes when suddenly Kolic delivers a hard legdrop to the chest of Harry! Harry goes flying back off of the ring apron and smashes back first onto the top of the guardrail!!! The momentum then takes Harry tumbling over the rail into the first row of the crowd)
Adams : Did you see just how hard Harry’s spine connected with that guardrail?
Scott: Yeah, it was pretty bad, it is going to be hard to recover from a bump like that.
Adams : Wait, look at the ref! He just made the 9 count! Harry never got back into the ring to break the 10 count!
REF: …………TEN!!!
DING DING DING
Harris: Ladies and gentlemen Kolic now leads the series at 2-1
Adams : Wow, what a bad loss there.
Scott: Harry still hasn’t even crawled back over the guardrail yet. That may have hurt him pretty bad Adams .
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Adams: Hardcore Harry sends Kolic flying into the corner and follows in with a bit clothesline!
Scott: Harry punishing Kolic, taking advantage of the attack from Witherspoon earlier on in the night!
Adams: Even though Kolic is leading the match so far, he seems unlikely to stay that way for long!
(Harry climbs the turnbuckles over Kolic and starts a ten punch)
Crowd: You Suck! You Suck! You Suck! You Suck! You Suck!
Adams: The crowd certainly making their opinion heard here tonight!
Scott: But it won’t phase Harry a bit, no matter what we think of him, he has his mind set on the goal!
Adams: KOLIC WITH A SMALL PACKAGE!
Referee: One… Two…
(Hardcore Harry rolls through the small package into a pin of his own)
Referee: One… Two… Three!
Adams: Harry with his feet on the ropes! What a way to steal a fall!
Scott: If the ref misses it, it counts like any other pinfall!
Harris: Ladies and gentlemen the series is now tied at 2 each!
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Adams: Harry has pretty much dominated the past ten minutes of this fight. Kolic is practically unconscious; Harry could get several pins on him and take a huge lead in the match, but it looks like he’s toying with him. Harry just wants to injure Kolic, like he did Tamer last week, and it’s sickening. Harry throws Kolic violently into the turnbuckle. Harry charges in, but Kolic counters with an elbow to the head! I don’t see how he had the presence of mind to do that.
Scott: Pure instinct Joey. Something in Kolic woke him up just in time to stop Harry cold. Now let’s see if Kolic can turn the match around!
Adams: Harry runs at Kolic again, but Kolic steps aside and shoves Harry into the turnbuckle! Harry stumbles around and is met with a dropkick! Kolic can take advantage right now!
Scott: Unfortunately he’s too beat up from earlier to do anything about the opportunity he has. By the time he recovers, Harry will be back on his feet and ready to dish out more punishment!
Adams: Kolic’s resting on the ropes, but he better not rest too long. Harry gets to his feet and walks to Kolic, but Kolic uses the ropes for leverage and hits a dropkick! He falls on Harry for the cover!
Ref: One, Two, Thr-Kickout!
Adams: So close to a pin! Kolic’s going to need a second wind to stay in the match up.
Scott: He’s going to need a miracle, we’ve seen almost no offense out of him since the start. Defense may win championships, but they don’t win Ironman matches.
Adams: Kolic slowly gets to his feet. Wait…there’s a Kolic chant starting, I think it’s starting to pump him up! He still looks hurt, but not tired anymore. He has his second wind! Harry gets to his feet and is met with a clothesline from Kolic. Kolic shouts at Harry to stand up and hits him with another clothesline when he does! Kolic picks Harry up and hits a Russian legsweep. Kolic to the top rope…frogsplash into the pin!
Ref: One, Two, Three!
Harris: Ladies and gentlemen Kolic now leads the series at 3-2
Adams: Kolic scores a point! He badly needed that one.
Scott: He shouldn’t get complacent, he’s on a roll! The momentum he has can win the match right now if he stays focused.
Adams: Kolic picks up Harry and dares Harry to hit him. Harry swings, but Kolic easily ducks and counters with a punch of his own. Kolic assaults Harry with karate kicks and finishes with a roundhouse kick to the head! Kolic is toying with Harry like he was toyed with not so long ago.
Scott: I bet Harry doesn’t like it so much now that the roles are reversed! Stay on him Kolic!
Adams: Kolic grabs Harry and whips him to the ropes, kick to the gut, sweeping kick to Harry’s chest, and an enzuigiri to finish him off! Harry looks unconscious and Kolic’s on fire! Kolic picks up Harry, hits a DDT, and follows with an armbar! Harry looks to be in pain but not ready to tap. Kolic breaks the hold and hits an elbow drop to Harry’s back.
Scott: Looks like that woke Harry up. Nothing like a shot to the spine to get you back in the match!
Adams: Kolic grabs Harry and puts him neckfirst on the middle rope. He rebounds off the far ropes and hits the M5:5! Kolic handstands on the top rope…Slide Rule! Here’s the cover!
Ref: One, Two, Three!
Harris: Ladies and gentlemen Kolic now leads the series at 4-2
Adams: Kolic pulling away from Hardcore Harry here!
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Scott: We have just hit the 45 minute mark and these guys just have absolutely no quit in them!
Adams : Harry is definitely showing some signs of fatigue but he is still keeping with Kolic’s quick pace.
(Harry has Kolic locked in a chokehold in the center of the ring. Harry stands Kolic up and quickly releases the hold to spin him around. Harry then lifts Kolic up and slams him down with a breathtaking spinebuster!!!)
Scott: Brilliantly executed!
(Harry starts stomping a mudhole in Kolic!!! Harry then stands Kolic up to his feet delivering a few headbutts directly to the forehead then kicks Kolic in the gut and places his head between his legs and gives the cut throat signal!)
Adams : Oh no! Kolic better get outta there!
(Harry flips Kolic up into the air, extends him an extra foot or so then brings him crashing down into the center of the ring with a sickening thud!)
Adams : HARDCORE HELL ON KOLIC!!!
(Harry grabs both legs and rolls Kolic up for a pin attempt)
1…2…3, DING DING DING
Scott: Harry really needed that victory right there.
Harris: Ladies and gentlemen Kolic now leads the series at 4-3
Adams : Things are heating up Scott, we are winding down and this is still anyone’s ballgame!
Scott: Hardcore Harry picking Kolic up again… HARDCORE HELL!
Adams: Unbelievable, Harry hitting another Hardcore Hell on Kolic!
1…2…3, DING DING DING
Harris: Ladies and gentlemen the series is now tied at 4 each!
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(Harry sweeps Kolic’s legs out from under him and goes for a double axe slam straight to Kolic’s face but Kolic rolls out of the way and Harry slams his hands down on the mat)
Adams : Big miss there!
(Harry jumps up and goes for a clothesline but Kolic ducks under it and dropkicks Harry in the back of the head! Harry tumbles forward and slams into the turnbuckle. Kolic kicks Harry in the gut doubling him over then gives him a brutal uppercut knocking Harry back against the turnbuckle again. Kolic then steps up to the middle rope and begins punching away at Harry as the crowd counts with him….)
1..
2..
3..
4..
5..
6..
7..
8..
9…
10!!!
(Kolic then grabs Harry’s head and springs off of the ropes bringing Harry down with a nice bulldog! Kolic goes for the cover but Harry shoves Kolic off right away and rolls out of the ring)
Adams : Harry might be hurt!
(Kolic walks over to the edge of the ring and Harry quickly grabs his leg and jerks Kolic out of the ring. Harry then starts let loose on Kolic)
Adams : Those are some brutal shots from Harry!
(Harry then scoops Kolic up and gives him a body slam directly on the steel guardrail!!! Kolic falls to the ground grabbing his back and screaming to the top of his lungs!!!)
Scott: Oh my God!
Adams : Southern Discomfort on Kolic right on the cold hard floor of the Arena Mexico!
Scott: There’s no way he’s going to get back into the ring after that one!
(The referee continues the 10 count. He reaches 10 before there are any signs of movement from Kolic)
Harris: Ladies and gentlemen Hardcore Harry now leads the series at 5-4!
Adams: Hardcore Harry takes the lead for the first time of the night!
Scott: Can Kolic recover from what we just saw?
Adams: The Universal World title is on the line here! Of course he can recover!
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Adams : Folks we have some serious stuff shaping up here! We have Hardcore Harry up one victory over Kolic and we are down to the two minute warning just about,
Scott: Yeah but we don’t stop the clock and give both guys a break we just keep on keeping on!
Adams: Harry punishing Kolic badly. He throws Kolic over the top rope, I think Kolic landed on his head!
Scott: A hit like that this late in an Ironman match pretty much seals it up for Harry. He doesn’t look nearly done though, he wants Kolic to know who the superior is!
Adams: He grabs Kolic and-WHOA! He sent Kolic straight into our announce desk! Harry climbs-oof hey-over to get at Kolic and…NO! Stop it Harry, he’s had enough! He’s slamming Kolic headfirst into the table! He’s saying something, can we get a mic here?
Scott: You idiot! You get a mic in there, we’ll be sued by the FCC!
Harry: You *slam* are *slam* a *slam* WEAKLING! *SLAM* Just like *SLAM* TAMER!
Adams: This is uncalled for, Kolic eyes are rolling back in his head! Harry grabs Kolic’s head-BUT KOLIC FIGHTS BACK! Kolic’s laying into him with punches to the head! Kolic grabs Harry’s head and returns the favor, drilling it into our announce table!
*CRASH*
Scott: Kolic just broke our announce table with Harry’s head! What did Harry do to awaken this beast?!?
Adams: I don’t know, but whatever it was, it made Kolic awake and violent! He grabs Harry and slings him into the corner of the ring! He throws Harry into the ring, but grabs his legs and-OOH! That’ll have you singing soprano!
Scott: Kolic isn’t done though, he grabs Harry’s legs and slams them into the turnbuckle pole! Again! And again!
(Kolic rolls Harry into the ring and goes for a pin)
1…2…
Adams : NO! Harry kicks out just in time! These fans thought that was going to be the tying victory but Harry just won’t seem to let that happen!
Scott: These fans have been on their feet for the last two minutes of this match up, this is phenomenal!
(Harry and Kolic are both on their feet and they begin to exchange blows back and forth! Harry then goes for a huge haymaker but Kolic catches Harry, takes him down and locks him into the Cross to Bear!!!)
Adams : Harry is dead in the middle of the ring with nowhere to go!
Scott: Can he hold on for a minute and thirty seconds!?!
(Harry begins to freak out and is screaming in pain! The ref closes in asking if he gives up and Harry grabs the ref by the shirt trying to pull himself away from Kolic! The ref pushes Harry off and asks him again!)
Adams : I don’t this he can handle the pain Scott!
Scott: I don’t know! A minute and fifteen to go!!!
(Harry once again grabs the ref with his one free hand and pulls the ref all the way too him forcing the ref to fall into Kolic breaking the hold!!!)
Adams : Harry has gotten out of the hold! He is going to be crowned the sole Universal Champion!!!
DING DING DING!!!
Scott: Huh?
Adams : What happened!?!
Harris: Ladies and gentlemen due to a disqualification by referee contact the series is now at all tied up at 5 each!
Adams : WOW!!!
Scott: I can’t believe it!!!
Adams : I don’t think Harry can either! This match has only got 50 seconds left on the clock!!!
Scott: Harry just had his dreams taken from him by trying to use the ref to his advantage!!!
Adams : Karma!!!
(Harry and Kolic both look up at the clock as the arena is just rumbling with Kolic chants and cheers! Harry and Kolic both lock up! Harry goes to whip Kolic into the ropes but Kolic reverses it and whips Harry into the ropes!)
Adams : Here it comes!!!
(Kolic goes for another Binary Blast but Harry ducks under the kick and springs back off of the ropes coming back with a brutal spear!!!)
[30 Seconds on the clock]
Scott: These guys better get going!
Adams : They have been going non-stop for an hour straight!
(Harry goes for the cover)
1…
(Kolic kicks out at one! Kolic and Harry jump to their feet, Harry kicks Kolic in the gut and thrusts his head between his legs!!!)
Adams : HARDCORE HELL!?!
(Kolic powers out and back body drops Harry down to the mat reversing the Hardcore Hell! Kolic then picks Harry up and goes to lift him onto his shoulders)
[18 Seconds on the clock]
(Kolic then hits a DVD on Harry spiking him directly onto his skull!!!)
Adams : It’s over!!! Has to be!!!
(Kolic goes for the cover!)
1…2….
(Harry gets his shoulder off of the mat just in time!!!)
Scott: AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Adams : 12 SECONDS!!!
(Kolic picks a nearly unconscious Harry up and whips him into the ropes going for one last Binary Blast!!!)
Adams : I can’t look! 10 seconds!!!
(Just before Kolic connects with the kick Harry somehow reaches up catching Kolic’s boot! Harry thrusts Kolic’s leg back down to the mat and kicks him in the gut doubling him over!)
Scott: Ouch!
(Harry shoves Kolic’s head between his legs, and flips Kolic up into the air!!!)
[5 Seconds on the clock]
(Harry extends Kolic into the air as he is bringing him crashing down to the mat!!! As Kolic’s body smashes into the ring canvas Harry rolls through into a cover all in one motion as the ref jumps down to make the count!)
REF: 1…
TIMER: 3…
REF: 2…
TIMER: 2…
REF: 3…
TIMER: 1…
*BUZZER* DING DING DING!!!
Adams : What happened!?! Did the three count!?!
(The entire crowd is on their feet as Harris walks over to the ring to hear the ref’s decision)
Scott: I think the refs hand hit the mat first.
Adams : Quiet! Here we go……
(Harry rolls off of Kolic who is laying motionless in the center of the ring. Harry crawls to the corner turnbuckle gasping for air and calling for water!)
Harris: Ladies and gentlemen, the ref has informed me that his hand DID hit the mat BEFORE the buzzer so therefore, YOUR SOLE UWC UNIVERSAL CHAMPION….. HARDCORE HARRY!!!
(The entire crowd instantly turns to boos and vulgar chants as the ref walks over to Harry with the Universal Championship. The ref drops the title onto Harry’s chest and helps him to his feet raising his hand in victory!!!)
Adams : Harry did it, that son of a bitch did it.
Scott: You don’t like it, I don’t like it, and these fans definitely don’t like the decision but Harry has just won the UWC Universal Championship.
Adams : And I for one can’t believe it!
(Harry suddenly snaps and gives the ref a clothesline from hell getting a horrid reaction from the crowd!!!)
Adams : See! Look at that!!! Is this a sign of things to come!?!
(Harry is calling for a mic as he has Rachel Harris strap his newly won title around his waist! Harry gets the microphone and tries to catch his breathe before he speaks)
Harry: Shut your damn mouths……. I am your SOLE UNIVERSAL CHAMPION! You all will treat me with respect!
(Suddenly drinks and other trash start showering the ring causing Harris to quickly exit the ring)
Harry: I told each and everyone of you that this would be the outcome and not a one of you believed it! Not even your little Kolic here.
(Harry suddenly jumps down to the mat getting right in Kolic’s face screaming!)
Harry: WELL DO YOU BELIEVE IT NOW!!!???!!! I TOLD YOU!!! Each and everyone of your supporters believed in you Kolic, but where are they now? Sitting in their seats with their damn faces in their hands bawling their eyes out!!! BECAUSE OF YOU!!! You let them down Kolic!!! YOU FAILED THEM!!!
(Harry stands back up to his feet brushing himself off as Kolic chants start up. Harry looks around and laughs as he looks to the mat shaking his head)
Harry: You people cease to amaze me….. whatever….. if you want to cheer for a broken and beaten man who was just taken to the woodshed than SO BE IT!!! I am not out here to impress any of you! I did what I said I was going to do and that was win this Championship!
(“You Suck” begins to echo throughout the arena now. Harry kneels down to Kolic’s head and closes in on his face speaking softly into the mic)
Harry: Pain is temporary…..but pride is forever!
(Harry then slowly rises up still looking down at Kolic who hasn’t moved an inch yet. The crowd continues to rip into Harry as the UWC Conquest logo appears and the cameras begin to fade to black……)
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